trying to look cool in front of your crush like
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
- me: *on my phone*
- grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
- me: *puts phone down*
- me: why did you ruin the economy?
- *pencil drops*
- me: could this day get any worse
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Roxy like a puma